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# Every night for the past week
I have dreamt of committing manslaughter. You haven't done much to alleviate this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:03, archived)
# I once dreamt of commiting christmas elf genocide.
The next nigth I dreamt I was looking at a gamecube in a kitchen sink, as the tap slowly dripped on it(amongst other things, it was a very long and strange dream)and then a crazy old woman stalked up behind me and wanted to kill me, and I tried to run away but I was stuck in the house with her, so the only way I could stop her was by chopping her up with a kitchen knife.
After the first couple of slices towards her hands and fingers so she couldn't hold the axe anymore, she proceeded to try and bleed on me as much as possible, and kept trying to bleed as i continued slices at her to get her away from me. She didnt stop right up until the end when I had cut her up into many many small chunks of flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Can't sleep the eleves will get me
Can't sleep the elves will get me
Can't sleep the elves will get me
Can't sleep the elves will get me
Can't sleep the elves will get me

Can't sleep the elves will get me
Can't sleep the elves will get me

Can't sleep the elves will get me

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(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:11, archived)
# The thing is, dreams will either be very hazy to me
and i'll forget them a couple of minutes after waking, or they will be incredibly vivid and I'll remember them easily, so I can quite clearly remember brutually murdering a series of elves that decided to go into my house, either by kicking them to bloody pulps or battering them with a bit of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:14, archived)
#
you love/hate your mother

/Freud
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:12, archived)