I asked why David Blaine can't sleep at night...


...well pardon me !
( giant_squid, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)

i wish i was there for that
i would have shook the fucker off
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

EARTHQUAKE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

He's good...
With my help, he could be the best.
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

he he
*accidentally kicks the pole*
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

shazam!
if only he had fallen off, I could have slept at night.

How he levitates, for those that are interested

edit: Linkage borked. Google for balducci levitation if you're interested
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

Not interested
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.........oh fuck it! *clicks link*




....ooOOOOoooooohhhh!!!
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

bet you try it
down the pub
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)

It never looks as good
when he does it on TV he seems to rise about 1ft
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

because of the wires
blaine's a cunt
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)

I can't help but feel
the audience should notice if he's strung up to a crane

edit: like this

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

i agree
edit: i love it!
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

me too...
Shazzam
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

depends how nimble you are
and how baggy your trousers are. For some reason it looks better if your feet are partially obscured by the bottom of your trousers.
(Raymonkey, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

I'll probably
do it either in my combats or some flared jeans ..... in a night club ..... near a smoke machine.... after getting my mates drunk!!

That should fool 'em!
(sbeck, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

Throw vinegar in their eyes as well
It'll help
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

I think they film that bit afterwards*
*from 'the truth according to swaza', vol 2, 2004.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

i did
after many beers
and yes i fell over
thats real magic
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

damn - I thought he really could levitate
:¬(
/may be quite stupid
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:13, archived)

*throws egg"
shazzam
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

I can see the learning zone program now...

...of course a man stood prone on a pole would find it much harder to avoid a snipers bullet.
(Toby Anstis, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

whoops
what a twunt
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

Haha!
woo!
TJ:please spam rathouse_676@hotmail.com if you would.he's a cunt that repeatedly hit my brother at school.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)