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# Wonderful!
Let's transcribe them all!

Do not do the sex with mermaids.
Battenberg shall eternally be the best of cakes.
Never shall ye like a reality TV show, or thou shalt be consigned to hull.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 2:22, archived)
# arf.
Do not have the fellatio with mermaids
Do not have the cunnilingus with mermaids
Do not have the buggery with mermaids
Do not have the sex with mermen
Do not have ...

suddenly I lost the will to live.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 2:40, archived)