Mort discovers extra-terrestrial life (thanks to manwithunderpantsonhead for inspiration)

Mort gets splashed by elephant
Mort plays jazz
Mort for president
Mort brokers Arab-Israeli peace treaty
Mort discovers cure for cancer
Mort invents water-powered car
Mort eradicates world hunger with giant cake
Mort rescues kitten from tree
Mort finds Osama bin Laden
Mort saves b3ta from politics by photoshopping a squirrel
Mort saves world from asteroid with giant trampoline
(, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 15:53, archived)
He has made things so much more fun!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 15:55, archived)
I've made a greater percentage of total entries in a compo before. But I didn't win. Waaaaaaaahhh.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 15:58, archived)
that not tell you something?
People just aren't ready for the high quality humus!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 16:02, archived)
