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# Dream Job up for grabs
Seeing as so many of us are suffering of B3ta-related employment woes, I thought it might be a good idea to start a job support group.

How's this for a start?

The Home Office is looking for a writer for their propaganda department. They ask:
‘Could you write articles for both national papers and magazines in the fight against terrorism and crime?’
It then goes on to explain that ‘you will be handling sensitive issues about people's rights and responsibilities - sometimes to unsympathetic readers’ and that ‘it's a tough challenge but one of the most rewarding jobs around with a huge audience at your fingertips.’

You can apply here:
guardiantools-d-aspen.workthing.com/vacancy/48/96048.xml

Good luck, jobseekers!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Manic
Did you post the link to the cheapflights.com picture compo a few of weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)
# are you actually suggesting
that the Home Office is a client?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# no no
I think Slim wants to thanks you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)
# yeah
Manic, I won a flight to Barcelona yesterday from that compo. Just wanted to say thanks for putting the link here.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Good man - congratulations
But I don't think we can expect to see another of its like soon. It appears to have closed early. With more support and more traffic, it no doubt would have gone the full 8 weeks.
Of course, it didn't get that support from B3ta, despite being perfect for its readers.
It was corporate, you see - and corporations are eeeeeeevil. Eeeeevil, I tells ya!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)
# And if I remember right,
you took a bit of stick for posting it here! Gift horse, etc.
Anyroad, thanks again.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:05, archived)
# You're welcome
good to see some good came of it

(att: mods - look! slim was in on it too! slim was in on it too!)

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)
# ho ho ho
It's a conspiracy I tell you :)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)
# shhhh
Will £10 do?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)
# what - did he win?
If so, grreat.
I can say this now, because the competition looks to be closed and I can't be accused of spamming.
That there competition was a *gift* to B3tans. In the week that I won, there was only one photoshop - mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Job Opening.....
General Office Manager Required by small noomedia company based in uxbridge.
all the gubbins (photoshop and broadband inc.)
any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# What does an office manager do?
(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:46, archived)
# imagine if you will....
someone who manages our office,
this may or may not include....
receptionist, account handling, production, creative input, and many more things (a proactive approach is always welcome!)
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# hmmm, a proactive approach?
will I be judged on efficacy?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)
# no,
it just means you may have to find things to do on your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)
# me me me
I'll do it I'll do it!! What's the money like? I can get to Uxbridge! I can do reception and creative input - I have tons of office experience! I've done accounts and everything! I can do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)
# if you're serious about it...
drop me an email...

nick at bigpink dot co dot uk

and i'll try and fill you in a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)
# and where
the hell is uxbridge?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)
# west london (near heathrow)
end of the metropolitan & picadilly lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Tis an evil place
just inside the M25 towards the north west.
(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:15, archived)