Then he's obviously gay!
Is the bike shed offer still open

*rushes off to buy a bike*
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Thu 11 Nov 2004, 23:15, archived)

ooh yes
you are still owed a visit for the wavey moggie!

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 11 Nov 2004, 23:18, archived)

Oh yeah
Sorry about that. Didn't know you weren't into cats.

Can't find a puppy with the paw in the right position though.
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Thu 11 Nov 2004, 23:19, archived)