and a hideous English women
helping her toddler to urinate on the beach
( twig has new glasses, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:32, archived)

pffffttt

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:36, archived)

Hehe so true
How about a fly that seems to have 1 mission only, to keep landing on you.
(D7JAB, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:38, archived)

Or the fat kid whose intent it is to smash EVERY sandcastle on the beach.

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

*twitches*
*flicks*
*twitches*
*slaps*

Fuck it, I'm going in the sea where the bastard can't get me!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

You have entered sea
Swim?
no
Float?
no
Drown?
glug....
(D7JAB, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)