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# Poetry Day - my contribution...
There was a young man from Ealing,
Who found pornography rather appealing,
So he lay on his back,
And rubbed on his sack,
And sprayed hummus all over the ceiling.

/coat
(, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)
# A cleaner who worked down in Ealing
Found Hummus all over the ceiling,
To remove it with soap,
she had not a hope.
But she found she could shift it by peeling.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Woo to you, sir...
and also yay!

*applauds*
(, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)
# woo and yay
to the both of you
(, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)
# that's a really good one.
Very nice.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 10:31, archived)