John Wayne would obviously be played by...
made this for another site but it seemed appropriate for the compo.

(spook, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 14:01, archived)

heh
have a repost from the wee hours:

( Mushroom, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 14:10, archived)

*looks for flaw*
*brings down government, biggity bang*

*smokes a bowl, nootch!*
( Lazlo Woodbine http://www.amiatwat.com << See profile for more., Sun 5 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)

bah
'True Twit' is more like it...

*disgusted in USA
( HairyTwatter Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)

Errrrm
You seem to have mistakenly added an extra R in there.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:29, archived)