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[challenge entry] If movie plots were real...
Oooh seamless!

They would have us believe that romanticly lit candle stuffed rooms would never ever catch on fire.

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:39, archived)
# ha


speaking of movies, spielberg (i believe) is shooting a remake of the war of the worlds near where i live, and my friend's dad and his dog are going to be extras, running to the final ferry amidst a crowd of 1000 people.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:42, archived)
# make him
run away from the ferry

he will be easier to spot
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:44, archived)
# good point!
but also, his dog is pretty dang big, so that will make it easier. and he's a weird looking guy, too.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:45, archived)
# This has me giggling
I wonder how many extras try to be an arse?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:45, archived)
# well this is my film horror for today...........
Stone To Recreate Thatcher's Reign?

Movie-maker Oliver Stone is lining up another historical figure for his next biopic - former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The director is refusing to let the critical mauling and disastrous box office performance of his latest film Alexander - based on Macedonian warrior Alexander The Great - and is pursuing his current dream of bringing the British leader's life to the big screen. And Stone is determined to land Meryl Streep for the lead role. He says, "Margaret Thatcher is an amazing woman and a good subject for a film. I'm thinking about Meryl Streep to play the Iron Lady." Pals claim Stone - who's documented the lives of shamed President Richard Nixon, assassinated leader John F. Kennedy and rock star Jim Morrison - is now keen to focus his films on some of his female idols. One friends says, "Oliver is one of Baroness Thatcher's greatest fans. Alexander was slammed by critics, so maybe he think it's time to concentrate on a great woman for a film. Thatcher was one of the most powerful political figures in the world and her life has been as colorful as any superstar."
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:49, archived)
# so alexander sucked?
i didn't know that... good thing i know now, i was scheduled to go see it this week :)
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:52, archived)
# yeah
i was gonna see it this week too

it's meant to be like Troy but more cheesy - HOW?!?!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:56, archived)
# well i've already been dragged to "christmas with the kranks"
i laughed maybe once, in all honesty. then again i didn't want to be there in the first place.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Can I be an extra?
I promise I won't run around singing The Eve Of War at the top of my voice*

*Not true.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i believe they've already got everyone they need
sorry
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:47, archived)
# what you want to do is catch spielburg off guard and offer him a blow job
you'll probably get the lead role


no, i'll get my coat
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I'm sure David Essex
is going to be in it. I can't imagine it without him.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Haha!


"candle stuffed"
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Well it is stuffed with the candles, heh.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)
# that's exactly what i thought
when i saw that film.
bloody goths.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Haha!
Have a woo!

Is that The Crow?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *nod nods and points at filename*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i have the crow on dvd.
i don't like it. You can have it for free if you buy my car.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)
#
Can i have your car for free if i buy the DVD?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:56, archived)
# silly
the candles ALWAYS catch on fire, at least if its a comedy

but that's still extremely woo
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:51, archived)
# candles usually do.
... it's some technical thing, I think.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)