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# Ask me to draw something
and I will hand draw it and scan it.
Edit: I am now done. Thank you.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)
# a robot playing bingo
but whenever he gets a bingo

he's slightly too slow in shouting

and an old woman keeps beating him.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# hahahaah
better than i could ever have imagined.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# *click*
six minutes!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:24, archived)
# I had about 2 minutes of scanning it
and saving it, opening it in photoshop, and resizing it.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:26, archived)
# ae
I mean, from go to woah.

erm, woo.

and furthermore, you fucking RAWRK!

how's Charley?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# man
i forgot about that little rat

yes, how the devil is he?
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# Getting fat for the winter
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# you should eat him.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:31, archived)
# I already did
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# [contemplates]
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# did he
taste like chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# in a hibernating way
not a ready-for-the-table way, I trust.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# Yay!
the "crap" just does it for me
good on yer, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)
# hahahaha
/even more like kricfalusi
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)
# *chortle*
That's so great, Midge you're a true star and the greatest thing on b3ta, you make every refresh a joy.

Don't ever leave though else we'll stalk you and leave Cap'n Biscuit graffiti on your house you bitch.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
# a dead mammoth that fell on top of a caveman
and all the caveman friends watching around in wonder
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:18, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:28, archived)
# yay!
the one on the right looks pretty puzzled.

/shit, left. i meant left.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:29, archived)
# my first thought
was "crudely drawn cock"
Clearly I spend too much time on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:18, archived)
# mine too
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:19, archived)
# warped minds
think alike
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4022629
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:31, archived)
# *snaps*
*doubles over in pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# a Monkey
playing tennis

against an evil lemon

to decide the fate of the world
(Human, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# haha
that lemon is so evil

and that monkey is so unsure.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# goatee = evil
similar to
goatse = evil
one letter difference, but i wonder what the difference in evil is
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# 3.0 X 10^2 eviltrons
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:42, archived)
# heheh
that would be why I let my goatee return during my holiday.

Only it's much smaller than it used to be, as I am somewhat less evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# I love it!
Woo Yay!
(Human, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# oh man
That's the world actually holding up a sign? I hope monkey wins but you've drawn that lemon so evil I'm not so sure.
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:57, archived)
# a frying pan with arms and legs
trying to use a fake ID to get into a bar.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:43, archived)
# hahaha
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# heh
He *really* wants to get in. You can see it on his eager little face.

actually, it's a fairly large face
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:48, archived)
# heh
I dunno though, looks like the bouncer's going to open his fly and urinate on the wee fella.

edit: wee fella, shit, I didn't mean that, no bad pun intended
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# a little man
with a GINORMOUS afro... which happens to be eating a llama (the afro is eating a llama)
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# AMAZERING
can not begin to describe
woo
yay
llama
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:48, archived)
# a stack of pancakes sitting in a booth at a restaurant
silently scheming against the wait staff.
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# evil
pancakes
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:55, archived)
# "nothing much happened for the rest of the day"
..huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:05, archived)
# roseanne barr trying to fit into a porta-potty
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# Have you seen Hairy Midget's animations
with the fat guy stuck in something and wiggling his legs trying to get out?

I suspect your suggestion would look a lot like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)
# that was the point :D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# Cap'n Biscuit
bumming the purple guy
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# remarks like that
will swiftly put you on the Cap'n's List.

*phones for priest*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)
# Too late
he's already dead
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:58, archived)
# a brazilian python
driving a car made entirely out of potatoes.

edit: he shows his pride by raising his eyebrows through the roof of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)
# hahaha
i like this one
(schnurricane, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:37, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:57, archived)
# this is the best thread ever.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:00, archived)
# agreement
is deffinatly necesary
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:01, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:18, archived)
# yayyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:00, archived)
# road trip!
I so want a car like that
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:01, archived)
# googled "phrase" then clicked then clicked ...
1. Temperatures rose in the kitchens at Sheffield Hallam University last week as local teenagers baked, basted, sliced, mixed and trimmed for a place in the last rounds of the Springboard FutureChef 2005 competition.

or
2.“Remember the glories of Brien the brav
Though the days of the hero are o'er,
Though lost to Mononia, and cold in the grave,
He returns to Kinkora [his palace] no more.”
from www.bootlegbooks.com/Reference/PhraseAndFable/

(fid, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
# *dies*
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:59, archived)
# sorry
tired tonight, had to resort to captured phrases
(fid, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)
# cats
crammed into various kitchen gadgets
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:05, archived)
# amusment
is good
hooray for drawing fest
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:06, archived)
# schnurr
as a penguin
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:02, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:08, archived)
# 3 min
supa speed!
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:09, archived)
# dead-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:10, archived)
# sexiest
penguin ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:11, archived)
# me (find my image in my profile if you actually wana)
as a mystery animal
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:08, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:12, archived)
#
woo and yay for your drawings
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:13, archived)
# geese
in un-geese like situations
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:13, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:17, archived)
# you
drawing stuff for our enjoyment
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:18, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:21, archived)
# you
should get those teeth checked out... kinda pointy
(Quazie, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:24, archived)
# go on.. one more
an interested chicken
(Vectrex, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 5:39, archived)
# This thread
needs to be newslettered. Or FP linked.
(Tetsuo, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 8:00, archived)
# Hooray for the Hairy Midget !
this is a great thread !!!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Oooh! ooh!
Henry Rollins doing a nice cardigan for his niece.

Edit: A niece which is an elk.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)