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[challenge entry] One for the star trek fans

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
A FUCKIN MOOOOOOOSE!!
(-*-2005, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 1:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
teh goatse!
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 19:49, archived)
# theres no such thing
#risks flame war with some nutter#
(i love my brick, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 2:15, archived)
# You are correct.
The best proof i've heard for Gods existence is:

1) Assume a supreme all powerful being does not exist.
2) A supreme all powerful being is not a supreme all powerful being.
3) Therefore a supreme all powerful being exists.

Which is obviously bullshit and lead me to conclude that philosophy is mostly wank.

Though the plot of some star trek film featured a satellite crashing into God. It was stupid.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 7 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)