in movies
my CV would look like this:


(Electric Dragon, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:19, archived)

its too perfect
he's a cop

*guns you down mercilessly outside donut shop, bringin the movie to an unexpected climax after just 6 minutes*
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:20, archived)

such a shame
he was only 1 day away from retirement.
(Hazhar, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:22, archived)

but, but, but.... here comes the sexy and ever so scantily clad sidekick
to save the day.

oops! all my clothes fell off!
( M3Essential - Lens Flare! Fuck Yeah!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:23, archived)

*fwap*
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:24, archived)

Paul Ross, if I'm not mistaken,
is a fat talentless cunt.

I went to Maximeg when it was Chuntilla Poly, btw.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:24, archived)

One of the surest signs
of a film being shit is that the only quote on the poster is from Paul Ross.
(Electric Dragon, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:25, archived)

....Cusack...
*drools*

sorry, I mean, woo!
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)

Actually
that's a genuine picture of me.*


* May not be 100% of fact
(Electric Dragon, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)