Sean Penn to Star: "Marilyn Monroe--Her Final Years"


Hey, casting is an art, not a science!
(ellis18 As advertised on Spartacus, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)

jeeze..
I lost my virginity to something that looked like that!... I was 15, she was the Butlins nurse.. I had no cash, she bought me rum...

\cries

but then...
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( mikenco, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 3:56, archived)

scarred for life, eh
well, I'd best be off.

I'll leave you all with my tribute to DEMAND A CABINET from this morning - don't even know if she saw it...



rarrgh!

toodles.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)

how does it smell?

goodnight.
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)

shoot it
no, spang it
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)

Shes BOOOOOTIFUL.

(Robot. <Insert Witty Statement Here>, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)