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[challenge entry] In the very best of taste

My parents gave me the whole 'how you were conceived' spiel around my 17th birthday. Turns out I'm the result of a drunken night's fun. Sniff.

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(Vulpine or something, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Whoa....MUTANT CELL!
Steer clear! w/y though =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:59, archived)
# danke
Cheers for nice comments
(Vulpine or something, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# My missus is 4 and 1/2 months gone
can I have a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# here y'are
have a pint of murphy's on me
(Vulpine or something, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# thank you kindly sir
it'll sit nicely with this bottle of aberlour I'm necking
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:02, archived)
# who's the father?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:04, archived)
# A
condom?

edit: how rude - congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:06, archived)
# congratulations
to the both of you
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:06, archived)
# thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:09, archived)
# yes a baby
you'll have to wait 4 and a half months though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:07, archived)
# You'll have your prize
soon enough.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:07, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Freakily enough - mine too.


You don't think she's leading a double life do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:13, archived)