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[challenge entry] pearoast for comp


He's a bit crap and confused so he quickly died out.

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(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:03, archived)
# pssst
you forgot to compo it.

Woo

Ahh ninja edited
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:04, archived)
# goodness lady face
you're here early.

Ning :) You have a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:05, archived)
# yeah and 'ning prof!
bloody dentist appointment soon.

I had a bloody fab weekend, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:09, archived)
# My, my! An early start this morning.
'Ning.

*averts eyes from the D-word and starts to tremble slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:14, archived)
# *makes a noise like a drill - and not a small one*
more ning prettyness. How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:16, archived)
# I be feeling much better than I did this time yesterday morning...
Big big drinkies saturday night to belatedly celebrate birthday. Sunday spent in a state of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:19, archived)
# poor pet lamb
Still - a good hangover is kama sorting itself out from the great night before. Wear it like a badge of honour and be proud that you had so much fun!*

*all this is rubbish - hangovers hurt and make me want to cry and never have fun again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning Doc
It's only a clean so not a big deal.. really *tries to convince self and fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:20, archived)
# *whimpers*
I'm having fillings and things. I shall not be in a good mood later on. I may cry. Anyone who is disturbed by men in their mid 20s (just) crying should not be looking at me later on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Poor prof!
No hot busty dental nurses to take your mind off things?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:32, archived)
# I wish.
*wishes*

nope - I don't think that worked either. The dentist is a fine looking man though - I could gaze longingly into his eyes all day long... if I were a woman. It's a step up from my last dentist who worked out out a disused garage in the back of an industrial estate and smoked between patients.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Ah, not so bad then. You'll be fine!
*focuses attention on poor fragile Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Will you please all stop stealing my life
I have a dentist appointment today too. Your's isn't at 4pm in Stirling is it?... mine neither (*lies*).

I had a crazy crazy good weekend. Managed to get fixed all things that stopped working over the Christmas period... mostly. Went home for a bit and managed to find a very hard to get hold of MoWax record which I've been searching for for a while! This joy was dulled a wee bit by the fact that I bought a book and left it in the record shop. D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:15, archived)
# oh no you silly narna
that sound like something I would do.

4thur started its own radio station on the interweb last night. I have never heard such wonderful music in my life. I can't big it up enough. I suggest you give it a listen, they are on tonight for 2 hours.

The DJs do a 1 hour set each (I sat through 8 hours of it!). I'm just about to download the necessary software to do a set later in the week.

My appointment is at 10am stirling but it's only to have them cleaned but I'm still not looking forward tewit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:19, archived)
# that sounds very interesting....
I'll look into that m'dear.

The best thing to do with the dentist is to grab hold of a nipple* and say 'we're not going to hurt each other are we..?' They soon get the message.

*not one of your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning Prof, Doc, FP
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(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:28, archived)
# ning twiglette
how was the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# up and down
I was a rollercoaster of rage and...actually just rage. what MoWax record did you buy?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:36, archived)
# aaarrrggg - frying pans!
the record was

Love T.K.O. - For What It's Worth / Desert Song (12")

a Major Force West release on MoWax. Major Force West are possibly the bestest music ever and this single is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:41, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
*ignorantly googles the above*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Woo yay!
Twiglette! You're here early as well! Good weekend, I trust, chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# see above
my frying pan handle broke and dropped Saturday's caramalised apple dessert all over my freshly mopped kitchen floor. How's your compo entry coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:37, archived)
# if your floor's freshly mopped, just pick it up and put it back into the pan
it happens all the time... in my house, and I don't even have a mop!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:44, archived)
# I cheered up
when my housemate slipped in it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
that'd do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
Oooh, you are evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Kitchen disasters, eh!
Actually I made a cracking Chaing Mai curry last night... first time I'd tried it. Blooming marvellous it was!
As for compo entry, will be getting on with it once I've cleared my groaning monday morning in-tray! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# 'ning twiglette
I think I might be joining you with the z thing.

Gawd knows how I am going to get through today. Burning the candle at both ends is taking its toll.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:30, archived)
# I find drugs help
failing that, go back to bed?
'bumming the candle at both ends' pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Chased itself to death. Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:06, archived)
# so
cute
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)