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# Well I'm combining Darwinian theory...
...with my size 11 DM's by stomping any spider that comes near me. Sooner or later a spider will evolve that stays the fuck away from me.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Or that can sink
it's poisonous fangs through Doc Martens.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# I have 2 DM's on at any one time.
I'm betting on it taking longer to evolve one that can avoid both while eating me.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
# And that's why
they've started to hunt in packs...
(, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)