..bbbut they said taking cretin would help me bulk up...
okay then... a link, not the pic itself...

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)

nsfw
kinda...
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)

Eh?
Expand upon your acronyms...
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)

not safe for work-
we try and make the nekkid pics links if poss.
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)

Pfff
At work you're either working or fickung about on the internet.
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)

true - but you don't want other people to know that.
that's the only reason - it's just more obvious if you're looking at a big pair of knockers.
Thankyou :)
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)

And if I was the BOFH
I'd see what everyone was downloading.
Why do the browsing yerself, when you can have a thousand monkeyshelpline operators doing it for you?
( bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:05, archived)

what are you doing at work?
i'm at the Brighton bash. Well, i was, anyway.
( isthisyou?, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)

well what are you doing at home?
or wherever you are - get back there! Any good?
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:09, archived)

it was
they changed the venue though, and i had my son with me, so i only stayed for a half
( isthisyou?, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)

oh damn.
It's cool that you could drop in for a bit tho. Many people there? There's alot of B3tan Brightoners about - although a few have gone missing a bit lately.
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)

I am at home
cleaning in theory. In practice I've hoovered and should by doing laundry, but now I'm sat on my bed watching tv. Oooo. Christina Aguillera being Dirrrrrty.

Should write a bit of my thesis too...
( bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)

hey
you know i complained to the ITC about that last week...
( isthisyou?, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)

Video or stage act
I saw a gimp in the video. I was scared.

Bring back Brittney doing the school girl dancy thing.
( bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)

stage act
too, too rude for daytime TV
( isthisyou?, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)

Pep,
can you do me a favour please? my profile says that I have had 24 front pagers, when I have had 27 really. It got cleared ages ago for no discernible reason.

Could you fix it for me, as I am dead proud of all of them :-)
( curry monster, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)

blimey - just had a look about
and literallly can't think how to sort that out... umm, arses. Mail me the details at hello at styledeficit dot com and I'll have a word with Cal on monday and see if he can fix it.
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)

If it isn't simple
dont worry about it, I shall just update my profile, cheers anyway
( curry monster, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)

ok - sorry about that
you have some good pics - you're right to be proud :)
( pep, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)