Vastly updated (a kind of semi-repost if you will.)

(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:49, archived)

it's good but
ducks don't have beaks
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:50, archived)

what?
eh?
(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:51, archived)

I think he means
they have bills, not beaks.
Maybe.
*shuts up and resumes listening to patsy cline*
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:52, archived)

duck have bills what?
who's Bill and what has he done with their beaks?
(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:53, archived)

Those things on their faces?
Marmots made of jam.
( Comma, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:52, archived)

if you dont mind my asking.
do you sleep 3 hours a day and spend the rest on b3ta? your here every time i log-in, not complaining just wonder if you are a completely convincing AI messagepost-bot designed to offer realistic banter to obsessive photoshoppers?
(C0UN7:z3r0, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:56, archived)

*beeps*

( Comma, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 2:00, archived)

That movie sucked
much like this pearoast


(drnuclear, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:58, archived)

chortle

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:58, archived)

I fear
the giant bird.
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 1:58, archived)