Sadly, Gerard knew he could never go swimming with his friends


(pearoast)
( Duncan Disorderly, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 8:30, archived)

What kind of friends would exclude him like that?
Gerard's better off without 'em.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 9:18, archived)

'cos he's made
of folded paper
( Duncan Disorderly, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 9:23, archived)

Thats no excuse...
a real friend would make him a little boat and pull him along.

Then tip the boat over like a right bastard mwahahahahahaha!!
(the unknown maniac, Mon 31 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)