Why is George Michael like a wellington boot?
They both get sucked off in bogs
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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com,
Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:44,
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The only reason he was convicted,
Was because the copper spat out the evidence in court
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syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982,
Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:46,
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