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# Wish I'd done that
We refer to public noisy farts as low-flying ducks.(Scarborough on Saturday - practically guaranteed)

Tapped into the zeitgeist again. Woo.

(Burps [rifts] are corncrakes especially if of the ruttle -y meaty variety, not the sad excuses some people call burps)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 11:08, archived)