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# Life's Little Lessons
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:18, archived)
# A valuable lesson for you all.
GET BACK TO WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:20, archived)
# Oh shit!
*quickly gets back to work*
(One Pig. Slightly Used., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:25, archived)
# Do you actually know what your job is?
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BACON?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Bacon
I've cooked it and stuck it down my pant's.

Warm bacon. It's nice.
(One Pig. Slightly Used., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:35, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
Don't play with your boss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Hold's nuts in agony
Sorry boss.

*Removes bacon*
(One Pig. Slightly Used., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:38, archived)
# That's better.
*puts hand on shoulder sympathetically*








Now cook my fucking bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:54, archived)
# Is that Edwina Curry...
in the middle?
(Viewfinder, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Your right!
It is the first lady of the kitchen herself.
(One Pig. Slightly Used., Fri 4 Feb 2005, 8:40, archived)