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[challenge entry] Things werent like elderly alf was used to anymore...

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(Pigmash, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:15, archived)
# It's a Harp
and it has no strings!

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:17, archived)
#
*Sets up drum kit*
Tch tch boom.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:18, archived)
# tick tick boom?
ice cube?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
Boom shake the room
(je suis tres francais, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Funnily enough...
My names Will Smith...but you didnt want to know that...thats if we're talking about the same Fresh Prince
(Pigmash, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# is there any other?
(cue royal shoppage)
(je suis tres francais, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# my name is dj jazzy jeff
also, and just as amazingly, not the dj jazzy jeff of fresh prince fame.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Jazzy Geoff?
the residential DJ at Hull 9 Holes Pitch & Putt?
(je suis tres francais, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:30, archived)
# police!
arrest this one.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Who else (besides me) knows the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song by heart?
in west philadelphia born and raised...

edit: was that ever even on in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# in the playground is where i spent most of my days
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# ..
chillin out, maxin, releaxing all cooling...
(Pigmash, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:27, archived)
# shootin' some b-ball
outside of school
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)
# when a couppl'a guys
who were up to no good
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)
# started making trouble in my neighborhood
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:29, archived)
# i got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said...
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:29, archived)
#
"you move in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:30, archived)
# i whistled for a cab and when it came near,
the license plate said 'fresh' and it had dice on the mirror.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:31, archived)
# if anything, I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought, nah, forget it, "yo homes, to bel air!"

(sorry, i deleted my thing and then it deleted yours...)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:42, archived)
# I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabbie "yo, homes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne
as the prince of bel-air
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:47, archived)
# will smith
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# I read in Heat Magazine
he forgot the lyrics after being hit in the back of the head with a hard boiled egg*.

*Possible lie.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)
# lol
im not posting until this l goes away but lol
(Uk-Mule, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# What are you on about?
(If English is your second language, I apologise)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Ooh,
cerebral urination sir!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# With a name like UK-Mule
I suspect English is his native language, 'tis unfortunate he doesn't use it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Um...
What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# i don't get none of what
you say chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:27, archived)
# it actually makes more sense when read backwards
lol, but away goes i; this until posting not i'm

kinda shakespearian.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:29, archived)
# He has infact created an anagram of his original statement
which i believe is:
A bagel wool. Lusty polishing mitt into nuts.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:43, archived)
# It's an L, not an I.
He means the L-plate.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:45, archived)
# ahh nice very nice
...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 13 Feb 2005, 21:28, archived)