If only I had a pair...

(The Squid, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 0:59, archived)

I get it.

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)

Of sexy lady knickers?

( Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 1:00, archived)

blahblah
This was intended for the "goggles of truth." But it didn't work - so :slap myself in face with wet fish:
(The Squid, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)

seamless

( Rev. Jesse. Gaz me for B3ta Book of the Dead...!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 1:05, archived)