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(Hairy Midget, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:34, archived)
# competition entry?
...woo!

hey, why is the purple guy still standing in the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:35, archived)
# additional:
 
the movies on this site are stunning, also:

www.danreitz.com/nick/theforest.mov

woah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:45, archived)
# The horn has officially been given
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:57, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:59, archived)
# Yes!
The South will rise again!


/edit: The "South" being the collective dumb-fucks who are the bible-belt, not those who live here in spite of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:36, archived)
# ha!
great response to the silly chickens who were complaining earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:38, archived)
# Hahaha

That's possibly one of the funniest Cap'ns ever.

Woo Yay!

Is that the first ever use of the word "Niggardly"?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:44, archived)
#
Quick definitions (niggardly)

# adjective: petty in giving or spending (Example: "A niggardly tip")
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:53, archived)
# The only reason I know it
is because this guy got fired for using it at his workplace, because everyone automatically thought it was racist.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:56, archived)
# ahahahah
fired, for having an extensive vocabulary.

ILLITERATE MOTHERFUCKERS.


...it's funny 'cos it's sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:00, archived)
# he worked at a paper
some guy wrote an article with the word and they canned 'im. I'm sure they knew what it meant...or cared enough to crack a dicitonary.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:28, archived)
# Probly where the term came from...
doncha think?
(tefu, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:38, archived)
# it IS a variation on a racist term
in other words, "if you're cheap you're a nigger" that sort of thing.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 8:28, archived)
# hahaha
i can only imagine what it's like to hang out with you in real life. sorry, "IRL"

i'm off to bed, goodnight you wankers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:48, archived)
# 'night, you
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:53, archived)
# for some reason,
that reminds me of that basement jaxx video with the monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 8:12, archived)
# im a bit disappointed racism has crept in..
..not really botherd, my dads practically NF but just uncalled for really.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:49, archived)
# Where is the racism in that?
(Hairy Midget, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 4:55, archived)
# "racism" has 'crept in'
like silliness has 'crept in'.

I have never met a group of people as accepting as b3tans. They constantly astonish me.

The joke is being 'prejudiced'. So few b3tans are, that it's funny enough to laugh at. Prejudice is so fully out of context, here. I find it an honor, in an obscure and magical way, to be able to joke about it.

beta is the antithesis of prejudice, which gives us a lot of leeway for humo[u]r.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:04, archived)
# Somebody should carve that in gold and staple it to the front page.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:20, archived)
# I concur.
Can this be added to the FAQ?

It all reminds me of when that 'goodness gracious me' show came out, and there was a huge public outcry with people saying that it 'discriminated against indians'. Strangely, the only people complaining were middle class white folk, and the Indian community loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:37, archived)
# Yup.


"Oh my gracious George, those folks are offending the darkies again! We should call our MP."
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:41, archived)
# I love Indians
Especially the totem poles and the war paint.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 5:57, archived)
# ooh how
awfully clever
yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 9:30, archived)