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[challenge entry] oik tossing

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(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:03, archived)
# ehhehe
nice
(burger breath, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Woo!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ta
I'm a bit proud of this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Yay!
Tossers!

Nice one Twig *strokes Twig's head, shoves Jaffa Cake into his gob and flees in terror*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:10, archived)
# don't ever google for 'tossing the caber'
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
very woo... and I understand your posts.

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:11, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:14, archived)
# you may be very fucking unfluffy
but that is very fucking funny

WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I just wish I could live
in the world I create rather than this pathetic excuse for an existence
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:20, archived)
# where when you multiply a negative number by a negative number you don't get a positive number,
YOU GET A BIGGER NEGATIVE NUMBER BABY, it's a world where Natalie Portman stalks me. And she's still 14. But it's okay, coz it's my world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:28, archived)
# When I fly, it's first class
and they only serve vegetarian food. The guy next to me's pissed, he wanted the chicken. 'erm - do you think you could look in the back, you know, just see if someone didn't get their chicken' 'I'm sorry sir, you have to order your meat meal 3 days before the flight...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:37, archived)
# I found God in the card section of the library, other people had looked, but thanks to Dewey Decimal
I found him, feasting on himself just to stay alive. You'd think finding God would get you free entry into Hellven, but no - I have to fool myself there just like everybody else. 'Do I at least get 3 wishes?' I asked. 'Sorry,' He said, 'I'm not that kind of God'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:43, archived)
# He did tell me I'm a concave man. Do you know what that means?
it means I have an inie instead of an outie, and my belly button is full of little concave men who hunt the dinosaurs of my waist and draw paintings on the walls. One of them died. That's what I mean when I say I hear voices - I'm haunted, down there!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:48, archived)
# And then the guy comes and interrupts you
while you're talking to yourself
(1, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I say WOO to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:16, archived)
# we friends again?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:20, archived)
# *hurgs*
Sorry, I'm just a bit sensitive at the moment. Time of the month, 'n all.
*foc*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:27, archived)
# me too
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:33, archived)