Things to do with granny when she's dead

just MAKE SURE SHE'S DEAD!
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ah sod it tinsels chummily, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 14:50,
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always
said she was a diamond, arf!
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hypnochimp www.miraclefruit.co.uk, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 14:51,
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I like the idea of one day
becoming something that can be ground up and used to murder people
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 Mar 2005, 14:58,
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