Labour tell the truth
Its a bit crappy, but the point is there

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:01, archived)

I want to become a political analyst for the bbc so i can...
...get within stabbing distance of that twat.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:04, archived)

But
You're already within stabbing distance of yourself

Psst and it's anAlyst
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

yes, i corrected it as soon as i saw it.
and please just let me b3ta in peace.

PSSST. Your an analist
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:07, archived)

I might let you
But tell me, why do you keep coming back?

EDIT: Hahahahaha you're an idiot
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:09, archived)

because i enjoy using fireworks, flash, photoshop ect..
and i enjoy letting others see my work and comment on it because the remarks on mine and other peoples work are (with few exceptions) extremely funny.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

But there are other sites
Where you would be accepted.
Would you like me to link you to your first posts here?
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

not particularly.
get a fucking hobby man. Leave me alone. what the fuck do you do here? Just moan, Post somthing for fucks sake.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

I repeat
You're an idiot
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:14, archived)

look objectively for just a moment at your own...
sizable in quantity and miniscule in quality contribution to b3ta. Your sad.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

I've donated
Hence the icon.
And I do post pictures, are you blind?
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

stop arguing

( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:20, archived)

Would you two stop aguing
and get a room already. We all know that the two characters who cant stand each other are destined to fall in love, stop making it so public!
(Neville Squamous, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:17, archived)

*puts on the soft jazz*

( MrA, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:19, archived)

But I do so love being a showman

( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:19, archived)

I dont want to get on your bad side
But there's nothing showman-like about correcting spelling and calling people an idiot. I know how much of a cock he can be, but this time youve just started an extremely banal argument just for the sake of it.
(Neville Squamous, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:22, archived)

I'm sorry
I just like making fun of idiots I guess. I'll stop now.
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

Whoo.
Sad sad sad... How old are you?!
(vannen, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

heheheh
hey, ive offered a truce on more than one occasion. Guy flames as soon as i post. In fairness i have said some cruel/funny shit about him and ive probably touch a nerve once or twice. I mean, hes fucked! LOOK AT HIM!

SORRY, Sorry, sorry.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

Mmhmm
When have you been funny?
( Brown cow, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

Lets all kiss and make up.
Then have a big gay-shift party.
(Neville Squamous, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:25, archived)

RIGHT ON!!
*COZ YOUR FILTHY, OOOOOOOOooooh AN IM GEORGEOUS!!! YOur DiSGUSTING!! OOOH.....*
etc...

/rips of clothes and boogies in a pink latex thong.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:27, archived)

Some people deserve derision
Some don't! I don't. I'm faultless. (Please don't look at my first B3ta post of an animated m@sturbating monkey...)
(vannen, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:28, archived)

blimey, he's looking tired.
He needs a good nights sleep.
( Kamikaze Stoat verily, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

...
Yep, then kicking out of power
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

I wonder if the prime minister
is ever really *in* power.
I don't know much abaout politics, but I get the impression the whole thing runs like a lottery.
( Kamikaze Stoat verily, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:10, archived)

B*Witched was the first CD I ever bought.
I was slow on the whole tape/CD change.
Also, I'm proving my stunning youth.
EDIT: Damn, just checked your profile.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:09, archived)

But
suppose B*Witched were to be on the soundtrack to the upcoming Bewitched film?
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

oh no
it's Tory boy again!
( Mushroom, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:09, archived)

Shh!
It's 'Conservative'.
Tory means 'Untrustworthy' in Gaelic... and we don't want to send out the wrong message, do we?
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:10, archived)

er, no... of course not ;)

( Mushroom, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

Welcome to B3ta
Home of the image-editing-software-illiterate political activist. Theres no better place to express dismay at the government over and over again by posting badly altered pictures of party leaders!
(Neville Squamous, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

absolutely ;)

( Mushroom, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

..bias
In what why is howard a vampire? You ever actully listened to what he says?
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:17, archived)

Its not bias
Its opinion. It would be biased if Tony were his dad or something.
(Neville Squamous, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:22, archived)

hahaha
oh mercy
(Jesus, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

yes

/idea nicked off someone else here, forgotten who
( Mushroom, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:28, archived)

-
That proves nothing

This election is a populatly contest nothing more
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)

No
I'd rather have a government that looks out for the population as a whole rather than a wealthy elite.
Unfortunately that's not going to happen, so I'd have to make do with a party that's going to privatise Education and Healthcare the least quickly.

Hint: That's not the Conservatives.
( Mushroom, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:33, archived)

<gi>ggle
igger
(vannen, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

I meant!!!
Snigger!
(vannen, Sat 16 Apr 2005, 1:33, archived)