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[challenge entry] Hope to be forgive for embarassed first post... 'Caesar's Laurel Wreath'.

Aw, I'm not even from an exotic place. I'm a Londoner. I just used broken English in my 'subject' to try and engender a bit of sympathy for a God awful visual joke that's probably been done better before... and with blinking eyes or something. Ah, well...

From the Exhibits kept in storage challenge. See all 120 entries (closed)

(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Are you
hot?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:18, archived)
# !
calm down calm down
/liverpudlian
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)
# As previously stated...
...I am not from hotter climes, but London. If you are delicately probing my nether regions in an exploratory way I think you'll find them too dangly in a masculine manner for your gender but I'll be sure to take it as a compliment... and besides I forget to bring my salve.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)
# woo!
yay!
welcome!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Hello hope we can be frien.
my name is yanyan a b3ta potatoshop enthuse from China

Welcome. what are the yellow crosses for?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:28, archived)
# 'Ello my similarly fraudulent friend...
... the "yellow crosses" as you so baldly put it are a sort of 'golden decoration' I added desperately at the last minute to signify that the laurel had "a front". A millisecond later it occurred to me that a Laurel should more properly be a sort of U-shape but I wasn't immediately sure how I could cut the bugger in half. As you'll note there is a yellow cross to the North West of the Laurel... and every time I tried to move *that* in Paintshop all the other ones I wanted to stay still moved as well. I haven't used graphics progs for ages. But then you guessed that.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:35, archived)
# 'golden decoration I added desperately'
I can see that.
sorry.
my posts are shite, I don't know what I've got to be smug about
(, Sun 3 Nov 2002, 0:05, archived)