Hope to be forgive for embarassed first post... "Caesar's Laurel Wreath".

Aw, I'm not even from an exotic place. I'm a Londoner. I just used broken English in my 'subject' to try and engender a bit of sympathy for a God awful visual joke that's probably been done better before... and with blinking eyes or something. Ah, well...
(bodnotbod, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:17, archived)

Are you
hot?
( workboresme knows Ninja is safe and happy, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:18, archived)

!
calm down calm down
/liverpudlian
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)

As previously stated...
...I am not from hotter climes, but London. If you are delicately probing my nether regions in an exploratory way I think you'll find them too dangly in a masculine manner for your gender but I'll be sure to take it as a compliment... and besides I forget to bring my salve.
(bodnotbod, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)

woo!
yay!
welcome!
( bananaman, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:22, archived)

Hello hope we can be frien.
my name is yanyan a b3ta potatoshop enthuse from China

Welcome. what are the yellow crosses for?
( Friz 4.4 looks a bit like a hairy Alexei Sayle, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:28, archived)

'Ello my similarly fraudulent friend...
... the "yellow crosses" as you so baldly put it are a sort of 'golden decoration' I added desperately at the last minute to signify that the laurel had "a front". A millisecond later it occurred to me that a Laurel should more properly be a sort of U-shape but I wasn't immediately sure how I could cut the bugger in half. As you'll note there is a yellow cross to the North West of the Laurel... and every time I tried to move *that* in Paintshop all the other ones I wanted to stay still moved as well. I haven't used graphics progs for ages. But then you guessed that.
(bodnotbod, Sat 2 Nov 2002, 23:35, archived)

'golden decoration I added desperately'
I can see that.
sorry.
my posts are shite, I don't know what I've got to be smug about
( Friz 4.4 looks a bit like a hairy Alexei Sayle, Sun 3 Nov 2002, 0:05, archived)