They completely bodged the concept,
but the kids seem to like it better this way.

"A Collar Comedy"

_{The uncut version has scenes of Ben petting a pit bull and a rottweiler.}
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:07, archived)

Haha

( mofaha : light another candle, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:08, archived)

That am soup herb!
Woo yay!
( lukedoof Did someone just say weeaboo?, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:09, archived)

very well
done.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:09, archived)

and it's in black and white
as if seen through the eyes of a dog.

does he pet the dog heavyly?
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Mon 9 May 2005, 16:11, archived)

We have a winner.
The disclaimer is the bestest.
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:12, archived)

Haha!
Man bites Dog: good film.

Help needed: does anyone have the URL for the comparative sizes of movie spacecraft, as featured in an old b3ta newsletter?
( <>Dog with a bone, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:14, archived)

hello
hows the missus?
/from same neck of the woods as her
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:21, archived)

Hello
She's fine ta, as is the pup (:
( <>Dog with a bone, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:26, archived)

good to hear...
pass on the greetings from the hellhole that is L*****n (can't even say it)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 9 May 2005, 16:29, archived)