I think a couple of spoons of caviar would probably do it.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

Mindpiss!

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:35, archived)

Damn my fat fingers.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)