The secret service knew a thing or two about smoke and mirrors...
so no-one ever found out that george bush's head was considerably smaller than average


From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:39, archived)

That reminds me of something
But I can't think what
( Brown cow, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:43, archived)

deja amnesia?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

the end scene in
beetlegeise?
(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

Beetlejuice?
EDIT: Gah! b3tan to it.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:45, archived)

yeah
for some reason i was sure it was spelt funny
(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:45, archived)

Haha
Yeah I think you've got the spelling for the star ;) Patrick Moore would be proud, or something.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

I apologise in advance
for my pedantry, but betelgeuse the star is spelt...umm that way
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:49, archived)

Yes I know
But I wasn't going to be the pedant. Besides his spelling was closer to the star than to the film ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

betelgeuse is the spelling of the real thing.
it's the name of some giant star somewhere. most likely in space. but the name of beetlejuice is based on that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

oh yeah
isnt that where Ford Prefect is from?
(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:49, archived)

Yup
well, a planet in its solar system. It's in the Orion constellation methinks.
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

yeah.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:52, archived)

See?
George Bush CAN illicit intelligent remarks from sensible people, just not about him.

EDIT: the wirter of this comment in no way assumes or implies that any member of this board is, was or will be sensible in any way, shape or form.
(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:53, archived)

God, no
The horrible turnips!
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 19 May 2005, 21:00, archived)

Yep, it's in Orion. It's also a magnitude 0.5 M2 class red giant.
/astronomer
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Thu 19 May 2005, 21:05, archived)

i'll draw it for you.

there you go.
fwap away.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

A small
planet in the vicinity of it, yes.

/is re-reading the books again
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:53, archived)

The star is
betelgeuse i think.
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

there a 'Beetlegeuse'
which is french by the looks of things, wonder where my brain sifted that one from? ideas on a postcard
(dandan mcdoodle, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

It reminds you of the vaginas of female Nazis.

(Breakfast of Champions, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:45, archived)

Ooh, close.
We were looking for clitorises of female Nazis, clitorises. Control of the board goes back to Brown Cow.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

Pedant
But it's clitorides.

Not that I've ever had access to more than one at a time, mind.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:55, archived)

i have several.
in my bum.
never gotten around to counting them though.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

That's amazing.
Sounds like Hebrides or Pleiades.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 19 May 2005, 21:09, archived)

the goumbas (or whatever)
from Mario Bros the film?
(thisismyclone, Thu 19 May 2005, 21:00, archived)

It has to be
to fit his massive brain faith.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

Thats good, and speaking of conspiracy theories....
Have just been watching "The Producers" DVD, and found this,
Is it me, or does this bear a striking resemblence to Blair?

96.4% unshoppethed - I added the big red arrow
( The Great Architect, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:49, archived)

It's been photoshopped
That big red arrow wasn't in the original.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 19 May 2005, 20:54, archived)

Does abit XD
I love teh monocle! =D
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Thu 19 May 2005, 21:04, archived)