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Yes NO!

I just love tools. I don't know why they just make me feel all light and fluffy inside, especially when I get to sand people's faces - which happens surprisingly often considering I've never been locked up or anything.

*plugs in sander*
(Rocksteady is intrigued, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:36, archived)
# *offers face*
For SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:36, archived)
# *sands like he's never sanded before*
Ooooh the pleasure, the joy, the unadulterated feelings of fluffiness... I'm overloading with joy....

*passes out*
(Rocksteady is intrigued, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:40, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:41, archived)
# *wakes up*
OH dear GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PUMPKIN?!

OOOOOWWWWW.....

*passes out*
(Rocksteady is intrigued, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:44, archived)