and lie
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:24,
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Well that goes without saying
plus you also need to make up new and stupid acronyms like Weapons of Strange Erection (WSE) or Turtles of Glad Acceptance(TGA) and then demand to see where they are hiding their TGAs/WSEs
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:27,
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And for credibility
you need to get another "world leader" (egotistical arsewipe) to vouch for you in europeland where no bugger trusts you anyway.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 24 May 2005, 23:37,
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