Not strictly a toy, but...

( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)

psst
compo it
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)

(m0nk3y80y look out stomach, here come banana, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 17:54, archived)

I wasn't gonna, but...
what the blinking flip.
( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 18:01, archived)

Welease Bwian!

( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)

I have a wife you know!
(Well... almost)
( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 18:01, archived)

Arf !

too true...
(m0nk3y80y look out stomach, here come banana, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)