Quite possibly my last one...

( The Neville Both malty, and fluorescent!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:11, archived)

On the plus side
you do get to meet Rolf before you die.
( mofaha : a house falling in the sea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:12, archived)

id love to meet Rolf
Id get him to sing 'tie me kangaroo down sport' at me

childhood car-tape memories....ahhh
( BillyBobBananas neeeoowwwm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:15, archived)

Two little boys
had two little toys, each had a wooden horse, apparently.
( mofaha : a house falling in the sea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)

and now im scared
( BillyBobBananas neeeoowwwm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:18, archived)

Gaily they played, each summer's day
warriors both, of course.

www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/t/two_little_boys_rolf_harris.html
( mofaha : a house falling in the sea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)

I see
said the blind man

I hope it has an upbeat tune to it, otherwise its rather depressing

/goes and sits in corner
( BillyBobBananas neeeoowwwm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)

Ok. Have this.

( mofaha : a house falling in the sea, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:31, archived)

thank god
they're all shit
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)

So's
your face
( The Neville Both malty, and fluorescent!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:16, archived)

i love you really
;)
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)

Haha
I know you do :P

*loves*
( The Neville Both malty, and fluorescent!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)

hahaha
keep making these things
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)

haha!
*collects swastika charm* ooh, purrdy!

*looks nervously over shoulder for RolfBot*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)

you're looking pretty sexy in your profile these days

(GoldenFanjita, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:15, archived)

^I second this
but only if i can have one more toasty.
(The Badger King http://www.thebadgerking.project101.co.uk/, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:16, archived)

i met a babs
look up there ^
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:33, archived)

haha
'bastardised'

/immature
( BillyBobBananas neeeoowwwm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:14, archived)

hahahah
my spanish gf is a 'classical arts' student (she's draws) and she asked me which artists i thought were the best, and in all seriousness i said 'Rolf Harris'. Now she's added it to her application to study in Leeds next yr as one of her fave artists. hahahahahha stupid bitch.
( Cropper moving to Gib 4th Oct :o), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)

This
is sheer genius in a box.
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)