the leith police dismisseth us

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch

(Just Juan Cornetto , give it to meeeee, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants
til the pheasant plucker comes
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)

I'm not a pleasant fucker
what a coincidence
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 14 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)