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[challenge entry] just playing with symmetry


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(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)
# spooky
night yawl
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)
# god is that the time?
it's so easy to lose track when, er, oh, yeah it's on every post ...

'night, b3ta
xx
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# argh
need help - a friend of mine sent me a text from Thailand a few hours ago, and since then I've received the same text, every 3 minutes for the last few hours. I've had to turn my phone off to stop them. I just turned it back on and received about another forty. I hoped that was it, but then a little while later - bleepbloopblip.

Anyone else suffered from this before and know how to cunt it in the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# drop it in the loo!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# why must you lie to me?
You're a naughty sinner and you're going to burn in hell. But first...

*gets whips and chains*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# You have to get your friend to ring the service provider locally and reset their account

*assumes Thailand works like China*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# you liar!!!!
(thanks hun)

You're gonna burn!

(you're a sweety and a fountian of knowledge)

Heathen!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# I found
that a hammer helped. I have photos as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# I know that this is'nt going to be helpful...
but is it possible that this friend has eaten some magic mushroom omlettes, and is subsequently texting you over, and over, and over, and over...

?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# That must be it
I should send her a pic of goatse, see if it helps the trip
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# any trip is improved by goatse!
(may not be true)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# I hope you or
your friend aren't charged per message....
(kaibosh, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I was wondering this too.
She may well get a hefty bill at some point. If I get a hefty bill, then T-Mobile will get a hefty kick in the cunt - and I'm sure they have plenty of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)