No contest...
Monekys only drink pissy Monkey Beer (even though it does have a cool, crisp taste...)

Penguins drink fuckin' Penguin Brand Absinthe.




anyone wanna join Brian in a tipple?




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( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

That monkey is having a much better time

( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

Yay!

Which one's Brian?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

the penguin.
pfft!

(a monkey called Brian!!! pffffft!)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

Oh yeah!

so feckin' obvious it took you 15 minutes to think about it! BRING IT ON CHUBBY! OUTSIDE, THEN! OUTSIDE!!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)

PENGUIN!

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

adsanthe
makes you fook like a monkey
(Potassium Permanganate, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:49, archived)

monkey's drunk too much
and fallen into a lake of steaming piss.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

arf!

( Purple Onion, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)