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From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

You know I'd always figured up until this point that Mort was some kind of gay penguin
Live and learn
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Whether he's gay or not, I don't know
but he's an ostrich.
( giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Ahhh, k
Thanks for the clarification.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

the confusion is quite understandable

although I think he probably looks more like a flamingo than a penguin
( giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

Actually you've got a point
Though it'd be an obese Flamingo.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

have you seen how much he eats?

( giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Does it have anything to do with the EU butter mountain?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

The only reason we don't have a Liquorice Allsort mountain
is thanks to Mort.
( giant_squid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

Curse that pink gluton!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

haha!
kill kill kill!
( gravytrain, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

PPFFfftt!
10 quids on the penguin
( olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 1 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

nah
20 on the munkeh he can jump high
*edit* dam whers his tail, he cant balance!!!
(Vlakados, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 3:43, archived)