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(wasted industry, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 18:46, archived)

I know a peadophile that
works in Sussex as a shelf stacker at Waitrose.

Ooooh, did I really just say that? It's true.
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 18:55, archived)

Tsk.
You realise now that there'll be an outbreak of violence against anyone stacking shelves in a Sussex Waitrose now.

And probably any paediatricians that happen to be passing through.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:00, archived)

Anybody want his name and what he looks like?

( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:03, archived)

Tabloid press probably.
Mind you, if he's working as a shelf-stacker his life's probably pretty hellish as it is.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:12, archived)

It is hellish. HIs wife left him
his children hate him. Hahahahaha!
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:14, archived)

Blimey.
Don't you know any nice people? Apart from us lot, of course.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:15, archived)