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[challenge entry]

he always is, you know.

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Eyes are the same size!
NEXT

Ok it made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)
# What the hell is "Ariola Express" ?
Do you have small lifeless nips?
You need Ariola Express
Big nipples real fast!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)
# It would be
Ariola Hansa records, his dodgy German record company. ( they are well known for signing anyone and everything that utters a noise, then if by chance any of them get a career and move to a reputable label they ( Ariola ) refuse to sell the rights and churn out compilations of old tat that the artist would really forget about )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)
# aww, he so cute
Remember
Everytime you masturbate
God kills a Hoff.
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)