he always is, you know.

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

Eyes are the same size!
NEXT

Ok it made me laugh :)
( Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

What the hell is "Ariola Express" ?
Do you have small lifeless nips?
You need Ariola Express
Big nipples real fast!
/coat
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

It would be
Ariola Hansa records, his dodgy German record company. ( they are well known for signing anyone and everything that utters a noise, then if by chance any of them get a career and move to a reputable label they ( Ariola ) refuse to sell the rights and churn out compilations of old tat that the artist would really forget about )
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

aww, he so cute
Remember
Everytime you masturbate
God kills a Hoff.
(catbrain, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)