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[challenge entry] He takes part in seamless 'celebrity' skirmishes on the ocean wave


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From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Nice
More stabbings i say
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Fuck about!
Haha
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Haha!
Fuck about!

Maxwell pwns j00
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Jog on!
BB6’s baboon-faced bigot, Maxwell, is far from a novice when it comes to reality telly. He’s been kicking round the z-list circuit for a while now looking for his ‘big break’.

In fact, so desperate for fame is Max, that he’s been on the vile couple’s game-show Your Face or Mine as well as doing the dry runs for both The Farm (pig-wanking practice!) and BB5.

Clearly Endemol were as convinced of his cheeky-chappie charm as he is, waving him straight through the selection process for BB6.

Since being booted off the show, Maxwell has been busy denying that he’s a racist bully, which is causing raised eyebrows at the home office, where Maxwell’s name appears on a list of known hooligans who, er, aren’t allowed to leave the country during international football matches.

FACK ABHAT!
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# How do you know this?
well?
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)