There was a U.S. Senator
who, giving out awards to wheelchair-bound veterans, asked them all to stand when their names were called.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:11, archived)

Haha
Perhaps he had a Jesus Christ Complex.
( maiden A long time ago, on a bus far far away, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 21:14, archived)