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# BUMMINGS FOR ALL!


GET TO IT MEN*!

*and 'others'
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# BOOSHED!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# well you say that sir... but i give you!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# wirecutters and lollipop stick action
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# look wat i just found
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Wilf!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Stick to what I know
crap posts

(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# I haven't a clue what it is
other than fantastic facial furniture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# *picks up tesco value toothpaste*
*puts it down again*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# It'll look like jizz.
Why can't they make black toothpaste?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# point being...
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Actually if I reach behind me there's a pot of india ink.
*contemplates*
No, no, no, no.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Maybe if I mix the toothpaste with the ink...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# if it dont wash off
do you want to have an inky beard tomoro? OF COURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# this is a real beard that I recently shaved off
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# well it is suitably ridiculous...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# im actually
in the middle of growing a beard, 2 weeks in the making! nearly look like grizzly adams!
(Andi "Monster" Currie, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hello stranger
wish i could participate
i have a real beard. does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Evening! i'm not around these parts much these days
the beard earns honorary points... but keeps you out of the running for special recognition...

have a strap on tasche!

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# yay beards!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# how brave am i?
where's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
# no cam here... but here's an old one


g'night kids, have fun. Rest assured I have saved all these photos for future fun.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# shame the camera is blocking your face
a friend hi-contasted me....which is always a bad sign

p.s this is the 2nd best thread ever...after the jazz-animals from yesteryear
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:27, archived)
# agreed, it's fricking hilarious!~


g'night for real good lookin'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# nighty night

sarcastic cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# I wanna see!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Worryingly, this photo does remind me of my father:

Tra-la! Manly!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# scarily my hair is long enough to do that
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Why, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# it reminds me of one of my housemates...
you're not secretly from morcambe are you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# I'm not, I'm afraid.
You'd know if you were living with me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Same method as mine
you sexy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Because we're worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# It was this or the ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# what a sexy beast~!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Thats the Lambert and Butler effect in action
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Phwoaaarrr! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# i'm on a staple diet
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# I have a stapler like that.
Woolworths, right?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# probs
staplers are staplers
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Ferocious Blue moulted yesterday

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Scratchier than a real beard
And with a pleasant fishy smell
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
best so far.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# A photo of me posted on the board?
Never!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# go on!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha It's Boy George!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# have you been stock piling these?
or do you have all this stuff about you now?
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I'm lazy, board events give me a reason not to clear up
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# god you sad bugger... who'd come to one of these prepared
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I bet you guys prepare by putting lots of cool stuff within arms reach.
And I will spreadbet that one with a bet that GMoS hasn't washed since Tuesday.
(JPaddy, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I had a shower this afternoon where my hair collapsed :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hahah
I can't find the cat, so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Low-tech:
BEEEERD
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# egads... you're not related to that goblin bugger are you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# The resemblance has been noted before,
but no, I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I love your hair. So long, silky, lustrous.
Does it get knotty? What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Surprisingly knot-free.
I use that TRESemme stuff.

/Cosmo
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Always wanted a pointy beard
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# don't look down in a hurry you'll slice your neck open
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# An accident waiting to happen
if ever i saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
# pressing the button to take the photo
without the scissors falling out was difficult
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# yeah I placed a cd case over my 'valuables'
when I was balancing the wirecutters
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# A bit better...
I only keep tissue next to my PC.. too much Fusker.Lewww.....
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:14, archived)
# do i get extra points for brows?

cor, i'm looking a bit tired :P hard day...! *excuses*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# sweet buggering crikey that's scary!
top banana
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# HA ha ha ha
Thats ace that.
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
you get all the points for brows
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# pfffffft you are Santa!
WOO! *hands 30 points*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# santa!
i wanna bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Hehehehe
I'm thinking Freud.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Now with added wisdom!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# is that spider jizz?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Is that glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Do you feel the force?!!
Haha, excellent, excellent. I am enjoy these muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# that thar is an awesome poster
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# you'd better not win, again!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Don't think I could handle three prizes in one week.
One day I'll do this full-time and live off the prize money.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# It's a giraffe.

A FUCKING GIRAFFE ON MY FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# harharhar
noice one!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# I wish when I grew my terribly patchy stubble
I'd have a giraffe pop out of my mouth :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Sexay!
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I think you, me and Grandma are glasses triplets.
Sexy beard too - rawwwwrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Surely Comma is Lemony's evil twin!

(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# He's the evil one,
I'm the sexy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:33, archived)
# I always thought Lemony was the twin of one of my friends.


Maybe he is.
(JPaddy, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Now my camera is covered in ink and toothpaste.

Hope I win.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
top of my list at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Aye, you've won mate
Lemony and I agree, fantastic, you actually deserve a prize for that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Yay!
*awards small prize to self*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# I hope that doesn't stain.
You inky, minty loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Stings a bit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Oh my goodness!
Please, make this fellow the winner!
That is one hell of a sexy, shiny, fucking-amazing beard!
(Also, he's a bit of a looker! ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
I like the little curly moustache flicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# ok, words fail me
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# hahahaha WINNER!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:26, archived)
# damn
your ultra fast toothpaste-ink-beard skills
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Ok so i'm a lazy bastard.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I now forever will read your name as
'bastard ate my cat'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)
# you look like the evil german guy
in most films. You just need a black SS coat and hat
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Oh gee thanks.
*hmm possible new career prospect*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# although you could also make a bit on the side
impersonating the librarian bloke from buffy
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Shhhhh
*hopes Tonay isn't around*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:42, archived)
#
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:29, archived)
# You look like Phil Collins.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahaha the santa one makes you look like you have rabies
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Shit
I'm too late, but I've damn well done it now so I'm damn well posting the results. I hope your happy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:29, archived)
# You ARE pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# how did i know you were going to pop up and say that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# oh, so he is pretty and I'm Phil Collins?
Thanks a bunch! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Want to trade?
*starts to peel face off*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Hey, it doesn't look so much like jizz after all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:37, archived)
# it did a bit
before I flattened it out. I wish I had some green ink, or any ink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:39, archived)
# and another :P

more eyebrow action :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# the slightly raised eyebrow makes it
here my last one

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)
# blu tac?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Heheheh
Wizardly.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Even better.
You seem to be taking this very seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:33, archived)
# perhaps a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# sorry for shit quality, but from webcam


its a crisp packet tied in a knot and stuck on with selotape
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Boosh!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)