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[challenge entry] Not really a celebrity I suppose

From the Celebrities On The Toilet challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:07, archived)
# Pffft!
Nice :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# i make that face too when the paper's gone
i use my force powers (yelling angrily) to summon toilet paper to me.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Public toilets are the worst
"mate, any paper in there?"
"No but would you like to fuck my arse?"
"No thank you"
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper
 
arse fuck! arse fuck!
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)
# You end up going through your wallet
looking for receipts and suchlike
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# wow, never thought of that one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)
# If they're dead shiney
It helps to rub them between your hands for a while to soften and increase absorbency
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)
# hehehe
or, God forbid, unravelling the cardboard tube and then trying to peel thin layers off it, before giving up, using your undies, hanging them on the back of the door and going home.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:38, archived)
# heheh
 
woo!


 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Hah hah hah!
\m/(><)\m/

Is it a (dark)throne he's on?

Wacka wacka.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# hahahaha
umlaut!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Heh!


\hadn't seen that one! woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# compo eet
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)