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[challenge entry] Sing along now children....

From the Celebrities On The Toilet challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Young
master and little miss Wobbly came home from school singing that one day...I thrashed them to a pulp with the larger of my two dutch clogs.

EDIT: Oops forgot to arf! Arf!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# why do you have 1 clog larger than the other?
do you have mismatched feet?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# No,
my feet are quite normal...it's just the rest of me that's odd ;¬)
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# What tune does it go to...
Its got to be better than "Show me the Way to Amarillo"
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Dunno,
it's a close run thing!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha - is this real?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# sadly yes.
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(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# They are killing our children!!
Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)


Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)


Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
#
thankfully they ripped the chorus off, which has been about for bloody ages!
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Like the biog for bendy Lucy
Name: Lucy
Age: 21
Hair colour: Blonde
Colour of eyes: Blue
Place of birth: Crewe
Favourite food: Fish, chips and peas. And onions.
First performance: As a Teddy Bear singing "Teddy Bears Picnic"
First job: Washing cars
Loves: Eating and shopping
Hates: Seafood
Speciality: Being bendy
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# but what about the dog :-0
Name: Hot Dog
Age: 3
Fur colour: Blue
Hair colour: Red
Colour of eyes: One black and the other black with a yellow star
Place of birth: Born in Houndsditch, weaned in Barking
Favourite food: Bones
First performance: Sitting
First job: Testing woofers
Loves: Bingo but doesn't win a lot
Hates: Forgetting where he's buried his bones
Speciality: Doggy popping
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# It's here...
if you're brave enough to listen...clicky then chose Fast Food Song
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)