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# The Cerne Abbas Giant goes to Tescos
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# How wonderfully
strange!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:34, archived)
# What
did he buy?

:¬)

EDIT: Nice censorship of his mighty hard-on, btw!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# ?
I never saw a fridge on his hill?
Does he keep the chilled goods in a rabbit hole?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Tins of sweetcorn
I'd imagine

HO! HO! HO!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Indeed
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)
# No idea...
but I'm sure he got some points on his Tesco Clubcard.

"Club"... geddit? Eh?

Never mind.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# ty
He bought sweetcorn:
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# CDC removal?
What's going on?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Hmm?
I do not know what a CDC is...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# no did i
but i can tell you that they exist EVERYWHERE - including 15 or so of them on my pad under my keyboard .... why ? i just dont know
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# fucking marvellous
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# *checks profile to see you're real*
you seem to be,
nice shop! (tesco)

woo!
also:
all
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# what's
in his shopping bag?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# shopping?
perhaps?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO ENTRY
oh and no pants you naturist giant
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# did the security guards not escort him off the premisis
for being naked?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Too busy dealing with shoplifting chavtards
(, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 9:54, archived)