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# you
wouldn't. i have abnormally long toes.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)
# and you know what they say about long toes........



big shoes....and a litle northern willy
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)
# I
have quite small feet for a tall man , does
this mean I'm gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)
# no. just
not very good at balancing.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:46, archived)
# I hope not
I'm 6'2" and only have ickle size 9's
But the old shoe size/member size thing is bollox, just ask those who have seen my appendage
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:47, archived)
# 6ft 1
and a size 8 !
I fall over.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)
# i am 5'3
and size 6/7. (and a girl.) i have huge feet.

(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)
# a broad
pelvic arch then cough
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)
# like you should really
still be in kiddie sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)
# shoes....
or appendages ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)
# take your pick
neither is flattering.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)
# i have abnormal toes too
im thinking of suing them under the trades descriptions act cos the so called 'big' toe, is in fact only the third longest on my foot (both sides)
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# mine
give me incredible climbing abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)
# mine tend to turn
to a rubber like substance after much drinking
very handy for making changes to your shopping list, if it's written in pencil of course
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)
# ive managed to train mine to carry me home when im too drunk to walk
well, i say that but i dont remember training them (but then again i dont remember how i got home on such occaisions so i have to assume that i have)

they are also trained as Silver service waiters
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